1. When you get sent to voice mail twice because dancing with the stars is on.
2. When mid-seduction, he remembers he needs to unload the groceries/ paint the cabinets/ change the laundry
3. When you actually doubt being a good girlfriend because you know he would respond better to you being a bitch.
I could go on. I'm going to try #3 on for size, but it's going to take more than flowers to get out of this one alive.
The scary part is, I've seen this all before. It's called my four year college relationship. I can tell my inner masochist is just salivating over this latest catch. Stay tuned...
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